OCNN is on the air

http://deadspin.com/5462791/look-out-espn-the-ocho-cinco-news-network-is-on-the-air

Rule #1059-85

http://deadspin.com/5402709/sometimes-i-love-ochocinco-so-much-it-hurts

Chad Ochocinco: boxer

from the ‘Things that need to happen as soon as possible’ dept.:

“So when I get in the ring and knock out (welterweight champ Andre) Berto, and people are like, ‘I didn’t know Chad could fight,'” he said to us, “I just told you.”

It’s my party and I’ll tweet if I want to

The man won’t let Chad tweet!