“Hopefully, they get on base”

Merkin:

“From the first day of Spring Training, we are going to create how we are going to play during the season,” said White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen during a recent interview. “I’m not waiting for the last week of Spring Training.

“You are going to see us on the first day hitting and running, bunting. Well, hopefully, they get on base, but that’s how we play the game.”

We’re screwed…