Top Ten Reasons Why Gordon Beckham Should Be Rookie of the Year

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8. The Nickname

Calling Becks up to the bigs may have provided us with the funniest unintentional nickname of all time. Due to manager Ozzie Guillen’s obvious inabilities to enunciate the English language properly, his attempts at Beckham sounded more like Bacon.

I think we can all agree that bacon basically beats out anything else known to man, so the Rookie of the Year Award almost seems like a forgone conclusion.

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